But are they Verizon or Sprint?

Overheard in line at SAGA:

"Yeah, I'd like the beans, and the beef, and the cellphone noodles-- wait-- I mean-- the cellophane noodles."

Two Professors

Awkwardness isn't confined to students.

[Pause]
"So....did you survive the weekend?"
"Survive? Umm...well...survive? Yes."

Said to Ari Hyde:

"So Messianic Jews kinda believe in Jesus, right?"

Oh, fun!

"Well, this has been fun and all, but let's go to the library."

One word: Nerd.

"Gosh, that is the best class! I love Organic Chemistry!"

Thanks to Sunday School

"I don't mind like helping people, cus I know like that's what Christians are supposed to do."

Only at Wheaton

"So what are your majors?"

I could swear, I'm an atypical student at Wheaton because I only have one major, I'm not graduating early, and I didn't come in with sophomore or junior standing in credit hours.