It would be a good idea to learn about Nate and Jim.

"I really like the St. Elliot apartments, but when I tell my friends from high school where I live it makes it sound like I go to some Pape school."

This is unfortunate.

"I would take communion, but I just can't stand grape juice."

Be in good taste, friends.

Wilhelmina has scruples. Guest submitters, let's agree to keep this blog out of the gutter.

Coed Study Session

Co-ed study sessions are always productive.

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been all evening. The lib?
Guy 2: Yeah, I was studying.
Guy 1: With WHO?
Guy 2: [Short list of names, all female]
Guy 1: Uh-huh, I'll BET you were studying!
Guy 2: No, I was studying!
Guy1: Sure you were...studying someONE.

Different Types of Students

P1: Dude, are you actually reading that?

P2: What, this? Plato's Republic? Yep.

P1: Uggh, horrible book. You should really just give up and read the SparkNotes. Thats what I did and it had everything.

P2: I'm pretty sure you can't read the SparkNotes for a Talbot class.

P1: Its the way to go.

Later--

P1: Dude, good luck with that. I hated that book. Worst book I have EVER read...ever.

Two years ago at Buswell

I wouldn't believe it if I wasn't there myself. This takes place at
the labbie desk where the stapler is labeled "please return to the
color printer."

Girl: Oh... Do you have another stapler? My paper is black and white, not color.
Her Friend (unfazed): Oh, it's okay, sweetie, go ahead.

A mere technicality

Football Player 1: what UP.

Football Player 2: Dude, I said hey to you earlier.

Football Player 1: No, you just gave me The Look.