Stalkernet.

At the Stupe:

"There's this thing called 'Intra.' I know a lot of girls... They just don't know me."

Perhaps you should be. . .

from a girl walking down the stairs in the Student Service Building:

"I'm just not used to having to think before I speak."

...Choice quote from the Northwoods campus.

Guy shoving laundry into the back of his car: "You know you're at HoneyRock when the cool thing to do on Saturday night is laundry in town."

Guy in car driving through Eagle River on Friday night: "Wow. Everything's already closed by 8:00? This is like Wheaton 2.o".

Two Responses to Finals

Option 1: Despair
Girl 1: "AAAAA. I can't do this! I'm going to faaaaaaiiilll" (Here she proceeds to bury her head in arms of girl 2 who consoles her with a reassuring voice)

Option 2: Dismissal
Guy 1: "Oh my gosh, I have so much work to do. I'm going to go back to my room and watch more episodes of Battlestar Galactica!"

She speaks truth.

"Calories don't count during finals week."

- a girl in the Stupe

Food Stereotypes

A female in a loud exclamation after someone's suggestion:
"I can't be a Vegetarian--I'm Asian!"

Moms take better notes

Guy on phone: "What did he say, Dad? N-n-n-no, n-n-n-no. You gotta give me the Mom version. I want ALL the details!"