Originally?

How tall were you originally?

Yeah, enjoy that.

Called out loudly from a neighboring apartment: "Have fun on your RDT!"

Your mom. . .

Between two Turner construction workers:

"You keep my mother out of this!"

Would you rather. . . ?

Overheard near the tray return in saga -

Girl: "She'd rather carry a child, TO TERM."

He does what?

Several days I ago I was walking behind a group of friends, and I heard one of them say, "Yeah, and he practices his poetry for [girl's name] on me, and that's hard enough."

And then I noticed they were all in Arena Theater, and I am hoping that provides context.

We all sympathize.

Just after dinner:

One guy: Wanna check CPO?

Other guy: Nah, I did just before dinner.

First guy: Aw, come one.

Other guy: Okay.

Innocently Off-color

Up at HoneyRock for the Wheaton In the Northwoods intensive session, while playing the 'hand game' on the table, trying to get arms properly interlinked, a young man says to a young woman:

"Hold on, I'm going to go inside you."

Horrified laughter erupts.