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"Are you saying my wedding diet isn't working?"
Thursday, April 30, 2009
A Breakfast Jingle
It loses something when relayed through writing, but one of my roommates stood next to a guy at the toaster in saga who sang unabashedly:
"I put my bread in the toaster. . . to make it into toast."
Probably not meant to be overheard
I rounded a corner just in time to hear one of a couple guys lounging outside my floor announce, "I'm not wearing underwear today."
A non sequitur if there ever was one
From two ladies awaiting the elevator in Blanchard:
"I'm the only one in my family of five not to be married yet. My brother has six kids already."
"Oh, are you Irish?"
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