Parents sometimes don't get it.

"Video games don't exist on facebook, Mom."

- overheard from a girl in the Stupe

Overheard in SAGA

"Sesquicentennial? SASQUATCH-centennial! Heh heh, sasquatch-centennial..."

Tasty Malnutrition

Overheard in SAGA:

After one guy sits down with pizza, pepsi and cake for lunch,
Other guy: "In thirty years when you have rickets and I do not, I will refer you to this moment."

I feel convicted. . . and conflicted.

I don't think eating chocolate is wrong. It's just being enslaved to it . . . it's such a hard balance.

Whoa.

Overheard in the lower Beamer Center:

loud girl - "You work for the Tower?"

quiet guy - "Yeah."

loud girl - "So are you responsible for the fascism?"

quiet guy - "What?"

Oh well.

From a guy in the Beamer Center:

"Wheaton girls are either too immature or too conservative."

On heart to hearts

Some guy talking to his friend in saga:

"Seriously though, girls talk to me so much more now that I have facebook chat!"

A very good question.

From two girls at a table in the stupe, "So why exactly did they castrate themselves?"