Sunday, May 30, 2010

...Choice quote from the Northwoods campus.

Guy shoving laundry into the back of his car: "You know you're at HoneyRock when the cool thing to do on Saturday night is laundry in town."

Guy in car driving through Eagle River on Friday night: "Wow. Everything's already closed by 8:00? This is like Wheaton 2.o".

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Two Responses to Finals

Option 1: Despair
Girl 1: "AAAAA. I can't do this! I'm going to faaaaaaiiilll" (Here she proceeds to bury her head in arms of girl 2 who consoles her with a reassuring voice)

Option 2: Dismissal
Guy 1: "Oh my gosh, I have so much work to do. I'm going to go back to my room and watch more episodes of Battlestar Galactica!"

She speaks truth.

"Calories don't count during finals week."
- a girl in the Stupe

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Food Stereotypes

A female in a loud exclamation after someone's suggestion:
"I can't be a Vegetarian--I'm Asian!"