overSEEN at Wheaton

Quick, someone call Public Safety!

Yes, it really is a picture of a Wheaton College van parked in a Wheaton College No Parking Zone. September 30, 2009.

I'm not even sure context would help.

Guy in the Stupe:

"Dude! Oh shoot, dude! I think I just stepped on your grandma."

Sorry, conservies.

"Oh yeah, you're in the conservatory. You don't learn about real things."

well, whatever animates you...

"When I first came to Wheaton I was going to be a great art major. Too bad Wheaton completely discredits manga!"

Quite a woman

"Dude, she's just so darn cute...and she's solid and talented. Guys should be flocking to her

like salmon to San Juan Capistrano."

T.M.I.

Girl: "It's Wednesday! Guess what that means!"

Guy: "What?"

Girl: "I haven't shaved in a week!"

Oh, that is rough.

"My biggest problem is that I have a party to go to every night this week."

John Calvin is rolling over in his grave.

"Isn't there, like, a theology sparknotes I can read? That would make this a lot easier."

- in the Stupe

Thank you. I wanted to know that.

Written in pink highlighter on a piece of paper found in a book from Buswell library:

"I called him and told him I'm not gonna make out with him tonight!"

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Guy: "Oh my gosh! This is my first time seeing snow!"

Girl: "OH MY GOSH - You've NEVER seen SNOW?! . . . Oh MY GOSH it's coming down SO HARD!"

Rather.

"Sometimes I don't wear my wedding ring when I go out because it doesn't look as cool when I do the single ladies dance."

More Girls Apply Than Guys, so...

"To get into Wheaton you have to be beautiful, intelligent, smart, and hardworking...[pause]...or you have to be a guy."