As if he hadn't been through enough already

While in a NT discussion about the Ethiopian eunuch's salvation and subsequent baptism: "He should get circumcised too, just to be safe."

Justifying Philosophy Major Stereotypes

Guy 1 approaches Guy 2 and Guy 3 who are sitting at a SAGA table

Guy 1: "Hey, do you mind if I sit with you guys?"

Guy 2: "Well, me and Guy 3 are talking about philosophy, so. . ."

[Guy 1 sits alone at adjacent table]

Maybe not as globally-aware as we'd like to think...

Guy 1: So Bulgaria is in Western Europe?

Guy 2: Yeah, I think so.

Guy 1: Huh. . . I always thought it was in South America.

Guy 2: My mom spent a while in Bulgaria.

Guy 1: Really?

Guy 2: Yeah. Well, either there or Ethiopia.

Bromance?

In Saga tonight, from a guy having dinner with his buddies (also male):

"Sometimes I just really like to touch his muscles."

From a girl, no less.

"Why do we live in the part of the world where I have to take showers regularly?"