God's Not Awkward

This weekend God spoke to me clearer than ever before. Like, out LOUD. I was in the shower, which makes it kinda weird, but I feel like thats okay because--you know--it's God.

Drama Queen

"Like, my Schubert stuff is SOOO beautiful, and my professor gives me folk music? Like...seriously? It's like "toodle-dee toodlle-dee." Like...are you serious?"

Gaming

During a conversation about video game lingo:

"I don't like RL (sic) [real life]. There's too much spawn camping."

Oh, men.

spoken by a female in the Stupe, in much agitation:

"How am I supposed to know how he's feeling?! He never talks about his feelings! It's ridiculous!!"

Dorm life

Tonight one of my female roommates said, "I can't imagine ever having a guy roommate." To which my other roommate responded: "That's called being married."

In Fischer, just before the pillow fight on the quad

"Dude, no, this is a $60 pillow I got for Christmas!"

Whoops

At Chapel the other day we were singing a song with something about being "far apart," but I accidently sang it "fart." I was like, "Sorry, Lord!" and hoped no one heard me.